The main advantage of being fat is that you roll well when you make an ass of yourself.

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At least she got those babies upgraded to be excellent landing cushions!

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Some tough guys throw down.

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Jumping off a ledge onto a hard concrete surface has a lot of potential for failure.

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You can't always get what you want... or need.

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This is why baseball is a sucky sport.

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I guess being incarcerated together is the new family bonding exercise.

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If I learned one thing from video games, it's that you shouldn't try to jump over things with metal spikes on them.

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A press pass won't help you if the cops decide you suck.

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I've always worried about this happening to me, which is why I just sit around eating cotton candy now.

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I bet he doesn't grow up to be an environmentalist.

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I hope this cop gets his nuts gnawed off by a pack of rabid chihuahuas

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Getting a ball in your face is never pleasant.

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Some dude dressed up as Superman is completely out of his mind on drugs.

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Stick to the kitchen, lady.

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I have no idea who JoJo is, but he's probably a douche so I'm glad this happened.

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Don't cheat on a girl who can kick your ass.

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I have an overwhelming desire to dump holy water on this woman.

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Just one more skater who will never be making little skaters...

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Someone get this woman some cheesecake, stat!

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