Damn these guys need a hobby.

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Sometimes, no amount of advertising can make up for an unfortunate news story...

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Watching this makes my boobs hurt, and I don't even have boobs...

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This is why I like to be wrapped in a cage of metal and airbags whenever I have to drive anywhere.

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Being the subject of your own TV show doesn't always work to your advantage.

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If you get punched in the face while playing with stuffed Hulk dolls in your mom's basement, you pretty much deserve it for failing at life.

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Either she's a lot stronger than she looks, or he's the biggest pussy on earth.

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These aren't the first dudes to come up with this really bad idea, and they probably won't be the last ones to die from it either.

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There's a reason these things are marketed for little kids. It takes special skills to use them that you lose when you grow up.

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Stupid man, you aren't supposed to learn to actually listen to her! You learn to pretend you're paying attention while thinking about actual important things.

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South Korean protesters get beat up for rioting about US beef imports. Just bend over and take your beef injection like good proles.

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Trying to ride a horse that isn't interested usually doesn't end well for you.

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A drunk guy wasn't paying attention to sidewalk construction and got himself stuck in a hole.

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Learn how to curse people out in sign language!

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Well, at least its more inventive than suicide bombing...

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I like cold soda too, but you keep your chocolate wang to yourself.

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The dog could easily swallow the kitty whole, but he still plays nice!

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This is a lot more fun when you're also ridiculously drunk.

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I suggest they rename this ER the non-emergency emergency room. That way, if you're dying and need immediate medical attention, you won't come here by accident.

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He just wanted to get some honey out of that unwashed beehive on her head, no reason to elbow him in the face!

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