Time to give up drama club and go to shop class. Might want to stay away from the table saw though.

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Time to hang up your Air Jordans and go back to chess club.

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Some people have all the luck... both good and bad.

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When one biker goes down, he takes the rest of the race down with him.

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Seeing your buddies get knocked out would be enough to make me get my ass out of there.

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Shortcut: you're doing it wrong.

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Some dude gets brutally laid out after the bar closes.

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I don't know what the big deal is, this was every night for me when I vacationed in Europe.

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Hey, it's Independence Day, right? He was just celebrating his freedom!

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Gotta love how she didn't even care until the guy she was trying to interview told her off.

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I don't know what brought this about, but the guy's kind of an ass for doing it.

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We could call this a rimjob gone wrong. There's a lovely mental image for you.

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I guess he's not really so old after all, eh?

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Hope he wasn't planning on getting any from the Guitar Hero groupies tonight.

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Wait, Tom Green is actually half-decent at something other than humping roadkill?

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I would say "stay classy", but dude... it's Kid Rock in a Waffle House fight. There's no hope.

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Possibly not the brightest idea this dude's ever had.

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Fat people and mechanical bulls are either the worst combination ever, or the greatest one.

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Ok, so perhaps he's not that wimpy after all...

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If they can beat your douchebag boyfriend up, they can definitely beat you up.

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