Sand in the vagina could be both a cause and an effect of this situation.

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This is what you get for being too poor or too hippie to have a car.

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How does a guy in pastel blue shorts beat up anybody?

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Don't screw with old martial arts experts. It'll never end well for you.

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I think that lion just lost all its savanna-cred and better go be a housecat somewhere.

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Why go to the concert if you don't like the music?

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Some things just make me glad my grandparents are dead.

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Don't try and argue with a 2-ton car, mate.

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Well at least now the girls know he doesn't bite.

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He's definitely more qualified than any of the other candidates.

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Springfield's favorite family just got a little blockier.

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Some crazy dude whips out a hammer and starts beating people on the train.

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How desperate do you have to be to drink lighter fluid?

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Get this motherfucking bear out of my motherfucking tree!

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Apparently, real life imitates Hollywood.

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"And if your eye offends you, gouge it out." I'm going for the ice cream scoop now.

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This, ladies and gentlemen, is how supervillains are born.

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Is there nowhere that Sarah Palin's evil influence has not spread?

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Otherwise known as "falling off the bleachers".

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Sometimes, you get a woman with your stolen purse. How sweet is that?

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