After the number of motorcycle stacks I've seen, I'm convinced anyone who tries to showboat deserves whatever happens to them.

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As someone who just drove through Nebraska and got hailed on, I'm glad this wasn't me.

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Your 4th of July sucked by comparison.

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Turtles are crocodile candy; a crunchy shell with a soft, chewy center.

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Look at it this way, now he has an excuse to eat ice cream and applesauce for the rest of his life.

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Now she won't have to rely on Grandpa's rigor mortis anymore!

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Every time some dirty hippie tells me we need to get back to nature, I ask them if they're willing to give up TP. It usually makes them slink away.

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He probably said he thought fried giblets were disgusting and liked Barack Obama.

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While you're doing that, I'm going to go to a club and dance with a real woman. And possibly even have sex with her.

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Quitters never win.

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Never trust anyone at the pool table.

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Tremble mortals, and despair! Attack midgets have come to your world!

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A bit more challenging that going to kitchen and making me some pie, eh?

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This is how they sell pizza in Japan.

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I think he's a woman stuck in a man's body. That's the only way he could hate his testicles this much.

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Are you ready to get McClean!?

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I'm not sure I want to get anywhere near a girl who keeps repeating that her dixie wrecked...

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I'm sure it seemed like a good idea at the time, but I suspect the cops will make this a real short "test drive".

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Some people would pay good money to be abused by high school girls. Just sayin'...

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"Asshole Badgers" would make an awesome band name.

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