One less n00b to frag, baby.

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Maybe they were just hoping to knock his eyes back straight?

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Random gun battles would make grocery shopping so much more interesting.

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There's a reason REAL football players wear body armor.

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I think all the PETA hippies should jump in the pen with the bull and let the sweet, lovable animals come up and nuzzle them.

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Why wait for the pool ball prank to go off when you can just punch your friend in the junk?

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I love how it takes an entire police department to stop one speeding car.

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Calm down now ya'll, we got plenty of shrimps on the barbie for everyone.

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I think our wannabe Tarzan here just shit his pants.

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After the number of motorcycle stacks I've seen, I'm convinced anyone who tries to showboat deserves whatever happens to them.

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As someone who just drove through Nebraska and got hailed on, I'm glad this wasn't me.

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Your 4th of July sucked by comparison.

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Turtles are crocodile candy; a crunchy shell with a soft, chewy center.

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Look at it this way, now he has an excuse to eat ice cream and applesauce for the rest of his life.

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Now she won't have to rely on Grandpa's rigor mortis anymore!

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Every time some dirty hippie tells me we need to get back to nature, I ask them if they're willing to give up TP. It usually makes them slink away.

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He probably said he thought fried giblets were disgusting and liked Barack Obama.

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While you're doing that, I'm going to go to a club and dance with a real woman. And possibly even have sex with her.

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Quitters never win.

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Never trust anyone at the pool table.

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