All this party needed to be perfect was a giant jell-o pool.

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Really, how did they think that was going to end?

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This just in, don't spill gasoline on your scooter's red-hot exhaust pipe.

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You'll never be able to look at your chicken dinner the same way again.

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Punching someone and running away definitely doesn't make you macho, dude.

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We need more cops removing the minivan scourge from our streets.

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That's one hell of a way to get knocked out...

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Europe sets off the biggest domino effect ever. With a very predictable sound track.

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They need to go back to kindergarten and learn how to share.

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A guy trying to jump through a gap hits his head and KO's himself.

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I've definitely been tempted to do this when immigration protesters shut down Los Angeles.

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If you don't know how to fight, you probably shouldn't start one.

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It looks neat, but I'd honestly rather have that rocket-propelled tank from the new movies.

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Hopefully someday they'll fall off a cliff, and their dog will sit their licking its balls instead of running for help.

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I watch Scrubs, so I know how dangerous janitors can be.

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A hunter takes down a coyote with a headshot.

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I predict that this village will produce a lot of sky-diving addicts.

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Hope that mouthful of pine needles tasted good. Maybe he had bad breath and needed to freshen up.

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That guy basically got laid out by a bitch slap.

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Some dumb woman in a white dress pokes an elephant seal in the ass. If you were an elephant seal, you wouldn't like being poked in the ass either.

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