A rich dude's penis compensator is a cool dude's playground.

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Or, how not to neatly organize cans.

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I guess that makes it the Failground for him,

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Bubba loves his burritos.

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A trashy mom beats her daughter outside of the family trailer until drunk dad comes along and smashes a bottle over her head. And these people get to vote.

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1, 2, 3, Hasselhoff! is going to be my new personal catchphrase.

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Why is this not an Olympic event?

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All he had to do to ruin the party was show up. Being drunk and abusive just makes him eviler.

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This could probably be resolved with a game of Russian Roulette

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Cowabunga, dude?

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She literally never saw that one coming.

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Criminals just don't taste good without assault and pepper.

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Douchebags and big knives just don't mix well.

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The last time I rode a bus was in middle school, and then it was the bus driver who beat us.

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Bikes, dirtbikes, ropes, and retards do not mix well.

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I'm glad someone re-wrote this dialogue.

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A dumb thief gets his ass stuck in the kiosk he was trying to rob.

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When popping wheelies goes wrong...

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Ladies, shouldn't you be resolving your differences in a pool of chocolate pudding?

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They obviously never had their car.

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