This is why I never ride public transportation without a flamethrower.

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Trampolines are Darwin's solution to humanity's alpha-position on the food chain.

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I have to give him credit for being able to dive off the roof into a car and not have a piece of glass sticking through his head.

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At the rate world food prices are going, pretty soon this thing will cost more than a real trumpet.

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Thanks to George Bush and his oil buddies, this will probably be America in a few years.

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He ain't getting up for a while. If ever.

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Dude, someone's not getting invited to the family reunion.

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He would've been fine if he hadn't decided it'd be fun to land without holding the handle bars.

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That's one way not to get to class.

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It sounded like it was a girl on the phone. Why would a girl ever call such a loser?

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Getting that much air off a slip-n-slide takes skill. As does landing.

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Um, I guess this is why you shouldn't put explosives in your handlebars? Seriously, how do you blow off your handlebars?

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This is why you don't get off your bike and gun the throttle, moron.

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A guy who obviously thinks he's driving in Liberty City races through an intersection and smashes into a pickup.

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Who throws a bicycle?

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Step 1: don't use a stepladder.

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Tough guy lays out two dudes in a row.

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Swinging must be something you lose the instinct for after middle school.

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Don't try to keep french fries from a fat kid.

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All this party needed to be perfect was a giant jell-o pool.

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