I would never rollerblade or skateboard without a titanium cup.

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It's probably better to just get the casing in you instead of what it was originally holding.

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All those steroids don't help him much in this fight.

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Not only does he get beat down, he has to confess what a loser he is.

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Ladies, ladies, settle down now... let me go get a pool of jello first!

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Forget about sharks, umbrellas are the new terror of the beach. We're gonna need a bigger dune buggy...

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There are much easier ways to kill yourself than trying to decapitate yourself with firecrackers.

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What a surprise, another biker trying to show off owns himself.

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When a water balloon rips your shirt, you either buy shitty shirts, or that was one hell of a water balloon.

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Next time I invite someone over to my house, I'm totally gonna glue their shoes to the floor.

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Well at least your career isn't over, you can still take on Stephen Hawking in a wheel chair fight.

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A high school friend of mine peed on some douchebag kid's Corvette once. Everyone thought it was hysterical.

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Never try to rob a dude in a pink shirt. You gotta know he's pissed and just looking to hurt somebody.

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This is what you get when you buy cheap shit from China.

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Grown men scream like little girls when a bat is on the lose.

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If you're trying to burn out a scooter, you've already failed at life.

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I think this is how we should dispense children from now on. If you lack the skill to win a claw game, you don't get a kid.

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In the entire history of the universe, has anyone ever towed a skateboarder behind a car and not fucked it up?

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I'm pretty sure my grandma could have stayed in the ring longer than that. It does help that she's dead and kinda hard to KO, though.

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If everyone was as good as Tony Hawk, Tony Hawk wouldn't be famous. And that's why you can't have nice things.

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