Any girl who flashes a car with curves that smooth has got to be a lesbian.

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I'm amazed that there are still people out there who don't get that when they see this in the movies, it was a professional stuntman.

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I'd say he got waxed off pretty thoroughly.

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If he was Batman, he'd have crashed through that window, looked awesome, and gotten laid for it. But alas, he's not Batman.

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Remind me to just kill myself if I ever get so old that some fat bitch can just slap me around like this.

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That'll teach you to hop in puddles, you little brat.

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Dude, you hijacked a semi and didn't manage to break 3 stars? Fail.

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This is sorta like standing down a firing range, except marginally less fatal.

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I'm really not sure how lighting your feet on fire could go right.

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Hmmm, a giant tire is rolling straight at me! I think I'll just stand here and let it hit me in the face!

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How he managed to pull that off without splattering his brains all over the place, we'll never know.

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Don't let fat Asian men slap you. Their innate ninja skills combine with the momentum from their man-boobs to create one hell of an impact.

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Congratulations, you just won an award for "Best Monkey Imitation"!

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The fast ball with a fiery twist!

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I personally like the idea of my car being a swimming pool, so this works out pretty well.

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Daayyuumm!!!

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I wonder if it has satellite radio

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He ordered a banana split but got a mouth full of floor instead.

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Hes just a bit late, Jackass auditions closed about eight years ago

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There arent all snakes that are scary around here... let me show you another one Smooth real smooth. In fact thats an Oscar winning line right there

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