"And if your eye offends you, gouge it out." I'm going for the ice cream scoop now.

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This, ladies and gentlemen, is how supervillains are born.

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Otherwise known as "falling off the bleachers".

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Sometimes, you get a woman with your stolen purse. How sweet is that?

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If my kids were that ugly, I'd want strangers to attack them.

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That's a pretty weak thing to be complaining about.

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Aww, look at the pretty kitty... HOLY FUCK ITS A LION!

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Maybe the concussion will fix something in his dumbass brain.

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Some drunk college kid tries to run through a door.

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I don't know why anyone ever messes with bulls.

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Jumping around dangerous industrial areas might end up costing you your teeth.

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I think they were arguing over who got to marry their brother.

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I'm never spectating on a rally race, unless it's from a blimp.

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Mentos and Coke apparently behave differently in Japan.

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HAI GYZ IM SO GNNA DIE LOL!

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She wanted 12 inches, but they only had 6...

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So many white people... for me to poop on!

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Because puddles of grease and the Colonel's "special recipe" will make your kids grow up healthy and strong!

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Some kid gets laid out, then smacks his head on the concrete.

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A guy trying a trick stacks bad.

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