U.S. sucks

[Slice_N_Dice]

Not only is the U.S. the fattest country in the world but we can't even gather up our biggest fat asses and win a hot dog eating contest...you think we would dominate in a contest like that (whats more American than a hot dog?) but yr after yr we loose to this guy on our Independence day.


http://www.celebopedia.com/takeru-kobayashi/images/takeru-kobayashi.jpg

look at the skinny bastard

[Ace-]

Yeah I just saw that fucker on the news. 52 massive hot dogs in 12 minutes...what a machine!

I figured "US Sucks" on the sports forum had something to do with them sucking it up & the world cup & only getting one goal...

[Slice_N_Dice]

hahaha yea i was pretty blazed when i posted that, so i guess thats why it's in the sports forum. I should put it in general crap because thats exactly what it is.

[cablejoe5]

I dont usually come to the sports, but the way you posted that I was gonna tell you to go to the damn politics forum, But i can read pretty good for a redneck, I got it ACE I let it go. But you have a point.

Wheres ACE when all these hotdogs are around.

[Johnny Waddle]

He's been the hot dog eating champion for like five years in a row, now. It's really nothing suprising. In Japan, they train for eating contests, like it's really a sport.

[Slice_N_Dice]

I figured "US Sucks" on the sports forum had something to do with them sucking it up & the world cup & only getting one goal...

yea thats another thing...we finally get a real squad together and we still manage to get eliminated and only score a single goal in the whole cup,
but 5th in the world isn't bad and we'll still remain a contender come next cup and we should be even better

[bonobo]

'A real squad together'

'5th in the world'

LoL. Ur talking about the sport with the round ball u kick yeah?

[bonobo]

LOL I just bothered to read the second line.

'We'll be real contenders next world cup'

Well done on beating ur earlier 'oxymoron' into the most laughably stupid thing u've said.

Ever.

[cablejoe5]

bonobo your skirts falling down:D

[bonobo]

Go farm the mud harvest for your inbred parents.

[cablejoe5]

We dont harvest mud, idiot we harvest what grows in it, and trim our crumpit trees every week, then we have tea and talk drivel about skirt wearing brits that lick balls, you are what you eat bonobo, DICK!:D

ME? I am a known lesbian so, yes SLICE is right, I guess I am a pussy, I am what I eat too.:cool:

[bonobo]

If u are what you eat then you need to eat less ugly.

[LDS-555]

If u are what you eat then you need to eat less ugly.

...and someone needs to cut out eating shit...

[Slice_N_Dice]

'A real squad together'

'5th in the world'

LoL. Ur talking about the sport with the round ball u kick yeah?

your going to try to tell me 5th place in the entire world isn't good?
now your just looking for reasons to bash America, obviously you've run out of ideas...
like i said earlier where was Britain in the world cup you fag?
and yes i am talking about soccer the sport you brits can't compete in due to fact that you pussies have no athleticism

[Slice_N_Dice]

LOL I just bothered to read the second line.

'We'll be real contenders next world cup'

Well done on beating ur earlier 'oxymoron' into the most laughably stupid thing u've said.

Ever.


If your going to quote me do it right, and what i said made sense and is true unlike the bullshit drivel rants you have

[bobaboy007]

Go farm the mud harvest for your inbred parents.

actually, I recall Monty Python and the Holy Grail was a british movie :P

[bonobo]

your going to try to tell me 5th place in the entire world isn't good?
now your just looking for reasons to bash America, obviously you've run out of ideas...
like i said earlier where was Britain in the world cup you fag?
and yes i am talking about soccer the sport you brits can't compete in due to fact that you pussies have no athleticism


You finished bottom of your group. With 1 point from a possible 9. You failed to make it to the last 16, let alone the last 8 ('finishing 5th is btw ofc impossible, there is no way to determine 5th place, u either finish 4th 3rd or go out at the quaters).

Oh, and as you were bottom of your group with 1 point (1 draw 2 losses), you effectively finished in the bottom 8.


But yah, I guess I'm the one who 'speaks drivel'.

[bonobo]

Oh, and as for 'us Brits', England finished in as you would put it '5th' (went out at the quaters in non drivel terms), losing via penalties to Portugal, finishing top of our group. But yes, you do indeed sound like an American.

Oh, and one for the fun of it,

Oxymoron.

[LDS-555]

ace, can you set his title to be oxymoron?

[Slice_N_Dice]

You finished bottom of your group. With 1 point from a possible 9. You failed to make it to the last 16, let alone the last 8 ('finishing 5th is btw ofc impossible, there is no way to determine 5th place, u either finish 4th 3rd or go out at the quaters).

Oh, and as you were bottom of your group with 1 point (1 draw 2 losses), you effectively finished in the bottom 8.


But yah, I guess I'm the one who 'speaks drivel'.

I wasn't talking about 5th place after the world cup you moron
yes we did finish last in our group...which was one of the best ones
we had a hard schedule and our one point that we scored (since you wanna bring it up) was against Italy who we tied with, i think they won the World Cup didn't they??

[Slice_N_Dice]

ace, can you set his title to be oxymoron?

nahh i think tea and crumpets better suits him


http://k43.pbase.com/v3/78/20078/4/45301906.02DSCN3102_EJ_0624.jpg

[bonobo]

Thats it? 'We managed to lose to Ghana and Czech republic, but we drew one of our games so we did well and we're real contenders next time'

LoL. Silly little American :)

Unless the sport involves ad breaks every 15 minutes I'm afraid there is no market for it in America.

[LDS-555]

nahh i think tea and crumpets better suits him


http://k43.pbase.com/v3/78/20078/4/45301906.02DSCN3102_EJ_0624.jpg

well maybe... but i'm still partial to oxymoron

[Slice_N_Dice]

Thats it? 'We managed to lose to Ghana and Czech republic, but we drew one of our games so we did well and we're real contenders next time'

LoL. Silly little American :)

Unless the sport involves ad breaks every 15 minutes I'm afraid there is no market for it in America.

yeah isn't that everyones plan to get better, despite their losses?
I think you just like yo argue don't you...
:) (Look i can make smiley faces too)
of coarse England finished first in their group, look who the fuck was in it
enough talk we'll see next world cup
and what abouts ad breaks? what does that have to do with anything that's sports there's ads in everything...nice point

LoL. Silly little egyptian brit :) :) ;)

[cablejoe5]

BONOBO your skirts still falling down there crumpit!

[bonobo]

yeah isn't that everyones plan to get better, despite their losses?
I think you just like yo argue don't you...
:) (Look i can make smiley faces too)
of coarse England finished first in their group, look who the fuck was in it
enough talk we'll see next world cup
and what abouts ad breaks? what does that have to do with anything that's sports there's ads in everything...nice point

LoL. Silly little egyptian brit :) :) ;)


Its quite simple. American sports are designed to have maximum time for adverts. Simple. If you compare the average contact sports u will see far less time for adverts outside of America (40 or 45 mins average cmopared to 15 i think for most sports in USA).

And as for 'look who the fuk was in it' Are you aware who Ghana are? Being an American I'd be suprised if u knew which continent it was in without googling it, your entire 'Major League Soccer' all stars were just about deemed worthy to play my local team Chelsea, and you have not had one club or country success.

You are one of football's fillers, one of the teams who qualifies cause they're in the 'north america + carribean' group (good luck qualifying from that one!)

As for England's record, we have the internationally recognised best league in the world. You have 'Major League Soccer' (lol). We compete on the world stage. You lose to Ghana.

If you're really suggesting for one second USA is a superior footballing country than England then thankyou for proving your knowledge of 'soccer'.

[Slice_N_Dice]

Its quite simple. American sports are designed to have maximum time for adverts. Simple. If you compare the average contact sports u will see far less time for adverts outside of America (40 or 45 mins average cmopared to 15 i think for most sports in USA).

I can agree with you there


If you're really suggesting for one second USA is a superior footballing country than England then thankyou for proving your knowledge of 'soccer'

no i never suggested that, obviously soccer isn't our sport, because it's not the only single one we play like most countries, theres no argue there but we will be better next year


and by the way i know Ghana is in Africa; it's South of Mali...i know my geography i'm not an idiot

[bonobo]

Not much to argue with there.

[cablejoe5]

Just you peter pumper.

[Harry Sack]

I think that hotdog winner has some HOMOSEXUAL tendices

[Slice_N_Dice]

your name is harry sack and you think he has homo tendices?

I hope your not man/boy

[Harry Sack]

your name is harry sack and you think he has homo tendices?

I hope your not man/boyWell i'm not gay but happily married and as far as the name....well i have a hairy sack..lol and because..well its a long story and it deals with nair..:eek: